Hi. This is Leo again. Today I’m going to share some funny jokes for kids with you. Get ready!
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Two snakes are talking.
Snake one, “Are we VEnomous.”
Snake two, “Yes, why?”
Snake one, “I just bit my lip.”
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Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Isabel.
Isabel Who?
Isabel working? I’ve been ringing it for hours!
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What kind of bird can write?
A penguin!
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Why did the guy put a stove in his car?
To make a hot rod!
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How do you close an envelope under water? With a seal!
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Customer: “There’s a dead beetle in my soup.” Waiter: “Yes, sir. They aren’t very good swimmers.”
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How do you warm up a room after it’s been painted?
Give it a second coat!
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What happens when you tell an egg a joke?
It cracks up!!
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Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Alaska.
Alaska who?
Alaska only one more time to open the door! ***
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want to play with me?
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Watch out for more jokes coming to the blog soon! Thanks for reading! Leo
LOL! Thank you for sharing. I love these kind of jokes.
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