Hi. This is Leo again. Today I’m going to share some funny jokes for kids with you. Get ready!
Two snakes are talking.
Snake one, “Are we VEnomous.”
Snake two, “Yes, why?”
Snake one, “I just bit my lip.”
Isabel working? I’ve been ringing it for hours!
What kind of bird can write?
Why did the guy put a stove in his car?
To make a hot rod!
How do you close an envelope under water? With a seal!
Customer: “There’s a dead beetle in my soup.” Waiter: “Yes, sir. They aren’t very good swimmers.”
How do you warm up a room after it’s been painted?
Give it a second coat!
What happens when you tell an egg a joke?
It cracks up!!
Alaska only one more time to open the door! ***
Dozen anybody want to play with me?
Watch out for more jokes coming to the blog soon! Thanks for reading! Leo
Cait co-hosts The Homeschool Sisters Podcast and is co-founder of Raising Poppies, a community for parents of gifted and twice-exceptional children. Cait is also founder of the Family Book Club at My Little Poppies, a fantastic community of book-loving parents and the Gameschool Community at My Little Poppies, a vibrant community of gameschoolers.
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